Uncle: I heard you missed school yesterday.

Prashant: No, not a bit.

Office Worker: Sir, my wife said, I should ask you for a raise.

Boss: Hmmm. I will ask my wife tonight whether or not I should give it to you.

Mrs. Chopra: I have a very bad neighbour..

Mrs. Kapoor: Really? Why do you say that?

Mrs. Chopra: She keeps borrowing back everything that I take from her.