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Two madcaps were walking down the road
First Madcap : I am the ruler of this great big earth.
Second Madcap : Who told you that?
First Madcap : God told me himself.
Second Madcap : I never told you that !
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By Aditya ramkumar
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Ram:If I take a shortcut through your field, can I reach my village in an hour.
Farmer:Of course, you can.And if my bull sees you, you'll be there in half an hour
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By S venkatesh
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Ram:I helped my friend yestreday.
Teacher:Isnt that great?What did you do?
Ram:He was losing a race and I helped him win it.
Teacher:And how did you do that?
Ram:I set my dog after him and then he finished first
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By S venkatesh
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( a husband at the hell went to telephone booth and asked a devil for a call to his wife)
( after sometime............)
husband:how much to pay for this call.
Devil: sir,hell to hell is free.
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By Bhavya tejaswi manepalli
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Why do cats like computer???
Because every computer has a mouse
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By Samashkri subramanian
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How is 2+2=5 ??
By Mistake!!!!!
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By Shashwathi sudhakar
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Pinku- Mummy, what all I have to buy from the market?
Mummy- Pinku, buy a lemon and a packet of peanuts.
Pinku goes to the market.
Shopkeeper- Boy, it is totally 10 rupees. Give me ten rupees.
Pinku- But uncle, Mummy has given 20 rupees. Idea!
He tears the note into two. Then gives the shopkeeper.
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By Shashank ramakrishnan
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Sage:Oh god give me trouble;problems;difficulties in life
husband :why are you demanding so much ;just tell god to give you a wife.......
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By Manav matai
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