Anil: Do you believe in using cards to tell the future?
Sunil: Yes. I can take one look at my report card and tell what my father's reaction will be.

Minkey: Who is an idiot?

Pinky: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way, that another person who is listening to him can not understand him. Got it?

Minky: No.

Khanna: My wife has a very quiet nature.

Chopra: Really? How long have you been married?

Khanna: Ten years?

Chopra: And still you say this?

Khanna: Yes. That's what she has told me to say.