Billu to visitor: Please stay with us for many, many days.

Visitor: How nice of you to say that - you must be liking me a lot.

Billu: It's nothing like that. Last night father said, once the guest is gone, I will give you the pasting of your life.

Judge: Why do you steal? Why don't you look for a decent job?

Accused: It's no use. No job pays me what I expect to be paid.

Two men had a fight.

First man: You just wait - I will see you later.

Second man: Why later? Why not now?

First man: Because I have left my specs at home.